justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

(Source: oprahwingdings, via comedyismymajor)

leftists:

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

(Source: chekhov, via 0oreos)

clamjob:

i want to sit on a rooftop with you at 2 in the morning and listen to your favorite songs and talk about how pretty the stars are

(via freedomislost)

sickforya:

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a boy

(via officialjesusfanclub)

qoax:

dichotomized:

A farmer in China has spared the life of a two-legged lamb after being inspired by its struggle to survive. Vets have told the farmer that the birth defect could be genetic or the result of chemical pollution. “He doesn’t mind,” Cui added. “He has such a friendly personality and I don’t think he even realises he’s disabled.”


omg

qoax:

dichotomized:

A farmer in China has spared the life of a two-legged lamb after being inspired by its struggle to survive. Vets have told the farmer that the birth defect could be genetic or the result of chemical pollution. “He doesn’t mind,” Cui added. “He has such a friendly personality and I don’t think he even realises he’s disabled.”

omg

(via jesussbabymomma)

blackberryshawty:

crime_mob-ill_beat_yo_azz.mp3

blackberryshawty:

crime_mob-ill_beat_yo_azz.mp3

(via jesuschristvevo)

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

(Source: sorry, via jesussbabymomma)

gothicgrandpaqueen:

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly

(via 0oreos)

bowel-city:

gf: babe, come over

me: I aint got a car

gf: but my parents aren’t home

me:

image

(via lubricates)

biologytextbook:

a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop

(via lubricates)

babyferaligator:

manrayban:

babyferaligator:

science side why this do that

water under grassy top make it go jiggle jiggle

thank u science side

babyferaligator:

manrayban:

babyferaligator:

science side why this do that

water under grassy top make it go jiggle jiggle

thank u science side

(Source: worrytime, via pizza)